Some weird poems.

Sleep

To, Sleep
Why have you forsaken me?

I lay here tired
In worry mired
Trying to fall asleep
But my family's loud as fuck
And cringy memories are stuck
So I guess I'll just count some sheep

Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To smoke some crack cocaine.
Jack tried to boast
and upped the dose,
And Jill took all the blame.

Gangster

Woop dee-doo
Woop dee-dee
Where the fuck
Is my money?
*points gun.

Law Abiding Citizen

If you are what you eat,
then I’ll be just fine.
My logic can’t be beat.
I’m a law abiding citizen.

Grandpa Got Shot Down by a Muslim

not a poem, but parodies are close enough

Grandpa got shot down by a muslim
Coming home from Iran Christmas Eve
Mom really thought that he would make it,
But as for me and Dad, we just grieve.

Gonna have the funeral late this Wednesday.
Carry down the coffin half-past three.
Soldiers do the flag and gun salute thing,
Too bad Mom got shot in the knee.

Oh~ Grandpa got shot down by a muslim
And Mom went back to drinking every night.
Dad said she just needed time for mourning,
If only I hadn't left her with a knife.

So~ Grandpa got shot down by a muslim,
And Mom just committed suicide.
Dad says that he'll be alright
I just really hope he doesn't choose to die.